Thursday, May 28, 2009

Revenge of the Skinny Jeans!!!!!!!!


Oh my poor, poor hipster friends. Beware your tight-assed skinny jeans!

Sometimes I hate the Chicago Reader, and sometimes I love it. Today I love it for this blog post.

Apparently the Reader interviewed local Chicago musician Chris Hansen (Pinebender, Head of Skulls) about medical problems he's been experiencing due to his pants being too tight. And Mr. Hansen is not the only one. There seems to be a growing number of people experiencing nerve damage from tight pants. Additionally, the problem seems to be exacerbated by wearing heels so beware ladies! Or gents who dress like ladies! Being a hipster can be dangerous and not just because you look dangerously stupid when wearing non-prescription glasses!!!!!!!!!!

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