Sooooo… I think I had heartburn for the first time in my life last night. Or a heart attack. One of the two. I went to dinner with some friends and had fried plantain enchiladas. Sounds like heartburn, right? But it wasn't burny or acidic. All I know is that I had massive chest pains and thought I was dying. Luckily, the better half felt the need to stop at the grocery store on the way home for some cake (no clue how the hell she stays thin) so she got me some Rolaids and Bayer while I died slowly in the car and yelled at friends who were walking by. I took two Rolaids and two Bayer just to cover all of my bases. I woke up this morning feeling fine. Maybe I almost died, maybe I just need to never eat fried plantain enchiladas again. All I know is that I now can't stop thinking about this commercial:
Thursday, May 28, 2009
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