On The Swine Flu

I'm not scared of getting the swine flu. I make it a point in life not to be scared of any population killing viruses. It's all too "Outbreak" for me. I would, however, like to pretend that I'm scared of the swine flu. Then I could walk around in one of these masks.
(I have also been waiting forever to find something that will look good with my high waisted pants)