Monday, April 27, 2009

On Bathroom Etiquette


I need to address something with bathroom etiquette. I'm not going to get into a list of things, for I am not a Countess, but I just want to discuss this one little thing. If you go to a public bathroom with your friend, and you both go into a stall to do yo' business, do you or do you not continue with whatever conversation you were having? It quite honestly doesn't bother me either way... to a certain extent. But, I got to thinking because I just went to the bathroom at my office and had this happen: two women came in, chatting away, both went to the bathroom, but then (here's the kicker) one of them was totally grunting and groaning as she was talking. Anyone else grossed out? I sure was.

On a plus note, this experience got me thinking about bathroom things a bit too much and I started feeling kind of pukey. Maybe if I throw up, I'll get skinnier. Yessssssss.



***Editor's note - throwing up to get skinny is NOT cool. The writer of this blog is simple a sarcastic jackass.

0 comments: